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Long Time Leaving

Dispatches from Up South

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“I left the South in search of the Enlightenment. I’m pro-choice, in favor of gay marriage, and against creationism and the war in Iraq. But both my parents’ people are deep Southern from many generations, and I spent a little over a third of my life, including the presumably most formative years (toilet training through college), living in the South. Mathematically, that makes me just about exactly as Southern as the American people, 34 percent of whom are Southern residents. But it goes deeper than math—my roots are Southern, I sound Southern, I love a lot of Southern stuff, and when my [Northern] local paper announces a festival to ‘celebrate the spirit of differently abled dogs,’ I react as a Southerner. I believe I care as much about dogs’ feelings as anybody. It is hard for me to imagine that a dog with three legs minds being called a three-legged dog.”
A sly, dry, hilarious collection of essays—his first in more than ten years—from the writer who, according to The New York Times Book Review, is “in serious contention for the title of America’s most cherished humorist.”
This time Blount focuses on his own dueling loyalties across the great American divide, North vs. South. Scholarly, raunchy, biting and affable, ol’ Roy takes on topics ranging from chicken fingers to yellow-dog Democrats to Elvis’s toes. And he shares experiences: chatting with Ray Charles, rounding up rattlesnakes, watching George and Tammy record, meeting an Okefenokee alligator (also named George, or Georgette), imagining Faulkner’s tennis game, and being swept up, sort of, in the filming of Nashville. His yarns, analyses, and flights of fancy transcend all standard shades of Red, Blue, and in between.
Roy on language: “Remember when there was lots of agitated discussion of Ebonics, pro and con? I kept waiting for someone to say that if you acquire white English, you can become Clarence Thomas, whereas if you acquire black English, you can become Quentin Tarantino.”
Roy on eating: “The way folks were meant to eat is the way my family ate when I was growing up in Georgia. We ate till we got tired. Then we went “Whoo!” and leaned back and wholeheartedly expressed how much we regretted that we couldn’t summon up the strength, right then, to eat some more.”
Roy on racism: “Anybody who claims . . . not to have ‘a racist bone’ in his or her body is, at best, preracist and has a longer way to go than the rest of us.”
Blount’s previous books have included reflections on a Southern president (Jimmy Carter), a novel about a Southern president (Clementine Fox), a biography of Robert E. Lee, a celebration of New Orleans, a memoir of growing up in Georgia, and the definitive anthology of Southern humor. Long Time Leaving is the capper. Maybe it won’t end the Civil War at last, but it does clarify, or aptly complicate, divisive delusions on both sides of the longstanding national rift. It’s a comic ode to American variety and also a droll assault on complacency North and South—a glorious union of diverse pieces reshaped and expanded into an American classic, from one of the most definitive and esteemed humorists of our time.
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      June 25, 2007
      More than anything else, Blount provides an insightful and distinctive critique of Southern cultural disposition. He addresses the elitism of overall American (and in particular, Northern) culture to dispossess the South of legitimate and unstigmatized cultural existence. While recognizing the contradictions and misunderstandings about the South, Blount encourages listeners to be critical of all aspects of American culture, not just Southern culture. While a tenuous thread connects his essays, this rambunctious rambling ranges from outsider folk art and songs about food to sports. With a gruff voice and hints of a Southern accent, Blount offers an impressive performance. While reading lists on audio can often bore listeners, Blount uses emphasis and a quickened cadence to successfully compensate for his sometimes extensive lists. His harmonic voice proves especially enjoyable during his discussions of limericks and music. One puzzling aspect of this audiobook is occasional random voices injecting quotes. These quotes read by others are superfluous or hint at production problems since Blount reads most other quotes. Simultaneous release with the Knopf hardcover.

    • Library Journal

      Starred review from May 1, 2007
      A prolific author (e.g., "Feet on the Street: Rambles Around New Orleans"), NPR panelist ("Wait Wait] Don't Tell Me"), and "Atlantic Monthly" contributing editor, Blount has pulled together his first collection of essays in over a decade. Some of the essays have been previously published, but about a dozen are new. Blount is a self-proclaimed Southern liberal who now lives in western Massachusetts, and he sees this book as addressing neither the North nor the South but both regions together. His wry sense of humor makes for prose that's bracing and distinct, and his views are as fresh as his writing. For instance, in "Can't I Be the Most Sophisticated Something Else?" Blount describes serving on a panel where he was introduced as the "world's most sophisticated redneck" and then explores that derogatory term, which he argues is carelessly thrown around in both regions. Other essays range from music, politics, and how to cook chicken to childrearing and the English language itself. This delightful collection is not only fun and funny but insightful as well. Highly recommended for all public libraries. [See Prepub Alert, "LJ" 1/07.]Lisa A. Ennis, Univ. of Alabama at Birmingham Lib., Lister Hill

      Copyright 2007 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • Booklist

      April 1, 2007
      Its gotta be tough to be Roy Blount Jr., a displaced southern liberal living in the Northeast. To hear him tell it, just about everyone he ever meets invariably blurts out something along the lines of You know, the thing about the South is that its just so insert deprecatory simplification here. Fortunately, Blount bristles at each and every one of them in the 70 or so pieces in this collection, culled mainly from articles and columns written for various publications. Although admittedly they begin to take on the quality of a broken record when lumped together, at least the needle is stuck on a pretty heady groove. With humor so dry you might miss it, Blounts flexible musings on all manner of subjectshistory, politics, limericks, songs, food, songs about foodare uniformly sharp, even if he sometimes falls into making the same sort of sweeping generalizations that work him into such a lather to begin with. Droll but not necessarily folksy, and often rankled but never cantankerous, Blount is a quintessential opinionist when he writes, I just wish the South would let me decide what it should change and what it shouldnt. Now watch him shake his fist and give em all what-for.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2007, American Library Association.)

    • Publisher's Weekly

      Starred review from December 31, 2007
      Ever since beloved Southern writer Blount moved to Massachusetts, he's been trying to use his “regional ambivalence... to get Aunt Dixie and Uncle Sam on speaking terms.†In this diverse collection of humorous essays and occasional verse, Blount tackles a number of topics, including Immanuel Kant, the mind-boggling “Bushy Juggernaut†and the correct grammatical usage of y'all
      (always plural). Concerned largely with his own pleasures and peccadilloes, Blount sings the praises of New Orleans's jazzy Boswell sisters, staying up late and the company of Jack Russell terriers (“like living with a movie star who seems to be able to handle quite a lot of cocaineâ€). On the other hand, Tom DeLay of Texas gets called “the thinking person's Satan,†Garth Brooks and Forrest Gump
      both receive snubs, and caring about college sports in the Northeast draws comparison to “caring about French food in South Carolina.†Adorned with poetical lists and quirky details, Blount's work is unflaggingly passionate and provocative over a range of subjects, including food, politics and all things Southern, and he's as likely to quote the Women's Times
      as Shakespeare or Zora Neale Hurston. A lively curmudgeon who's talked to just about everyone on just about everything (especially grits), Blount's energetic, unpredictable essays are surefire fan pleasers and fine discoveries for newcomers.

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